thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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