it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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