i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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