Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm passing your future prison.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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