I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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