so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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