That's intense
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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