I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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