She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
