Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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