Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
this will be a night to untag.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize