I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
