So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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