We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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