I heard we made out
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
farters have to be the big spoon...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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