I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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