The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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