: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
