Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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