That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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