Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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