we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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