Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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