And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it's like iHOP with fire
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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