looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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