i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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