Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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