so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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