thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
