Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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