What a fucking waste of an outfit
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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