well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i will never coherently bang her
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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