I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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