Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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