Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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