$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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