I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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