Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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