And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
