Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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