I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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