I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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