check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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