i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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