have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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