i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
last night I used snow as a chaser
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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