Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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