perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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