You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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