Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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