He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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