Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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