Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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