honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I checked into jail on foursquare
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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