He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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