As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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