Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Boobs are out for the taking
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