I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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